On the Comeback Trail With Mike Snyder

It’s 8 a.m. and Mike Snyder is in a suit and tie. It’s a habit he can’t shake, even though he doesn’t really need it anymore. He wakes up at 6, and goes through his workout routine — 10 pushups, 10 sit-ups, and, every other day, 10 jumping jacks. Then the former NBC Channel 5 anchor showers, eats a sleeve of mini-powdered donuts, and gets suited up. It’s his battle armor.

We are in Snyder’s home office, shoulder to shoulder in front of his Toshiba laptop. He is trying to explain what went wrong.

“What people don’t understand is, I — you know, maybe I got a little carried away, but I just like creating new people on Facebook,” he says. “It’s sort of a game for me, a — it’s like a puzzle. You know, I come up with the name first and then I think, ‘OK, Mike — who is this guy?’ You know? A name will pop in my head — say, Barry Schwarz — and then I have to figure him out. What does he look like? Where is he from? What does he like to do? Can he run really fast? Is he married?”

“How he feels about certain civic issues?” I ask.

Snyder’s eyes briefly flash, then he lets out a long, deflating sigh, like someone just kicked loose the power cord from a kid’s bounce house.

“That’s what I’m trying to explain to you,” he says, staring down at his keyboard. Just then, his computer pings — he has an incoming Gchat from Jane McGarry. Snyder switches his chat status to “invisible,” and turns to face me. “That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

Here is what Snyder said happened: yes, Museum Tower hired Snyder and the company he was working for, Ropewalkers, to help them out with what was becoming an untenable public relations disaster. Snyder was delighted to sign on to the project: “I’ve just always loved tall buildings, you know, since I was a kid. Just, yeah, the taller the better.” One of the first things everyone agreed on was they had to get into the comment sections of various blogs and start trying to turn back the tide of negative opinions about Museum Tower. Snyder was delighted to do this, also. “No offense, but Tim Rogers is a real, well, I can’t say the word. Let’s just say he’s a jerk.” But — and this is an important “but,” Snyder says — he was supposed to do this all under his own name.

“Why would I hide behind Barry or Brandon or Wes Mantooth for something like this? Zac, I’m Mike Snyder. Do you know what that name means in this city? Hell, in all of North Texas? I was one-half of JAM. I mean, I wanted people to know that Mike Snyder had a problem with the Nasher. That was the whole point!” He slaps his particle board desk for emphasis. The screen of the Toshiba laptop shakes. “I’m sorry, but really? Come on. It doesn’t make any sense. Maybe Scott Murray would do something like that, but not me.”

The cause of the problem was simple: he was messing around with one of his fictional Facebook profiles when he decided to leave a comment on a FrontBurner blog post. He thought he was logged in as Mike Snyder. He wasn’t. And then it was too late. He couldn’t figure out how to delete the comment, and he couldn’t exactly explain that he had left the comment under an assumed name. It snowballed from there.

“I — I, Jesus, I wanted to come clean so many times, but I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t tell anyone.” His computer pings again. Another chat from Jane McGarry. He snaps the laptop shut. “I was terrified. And then it happened anyway.” He laughs softly. “I’ll tell you, it was” — he pauses for a few seconds, his eyes raising to the popcorn ceiling — “it was a relief.”

In the wake of the Museum Tower debacle, Snyder has already started a new company called Snyder & Associates. When I ask him who his associates are, as if on cue, two bichon frises come scurrying in from the other room and jump on his lap. “Here they are now!” his anchorman voice still in game shape. “This is Princess and Sweetie.” Though he is working solo, he has a new client: Parkland Hospital. They want him to drum up support for their controversial pedestrian bridge.

“But this time, if you see a hurriedly typed, poorly spelled, grammatically suspect comment full of hot air and old cultural references,” he says, as Princess gives him a sloppy kiss on the mouth, “you can bet your buns it’s from Mike Snyder.”

UPDATE: We’ve gotten some feedback that has convinced us that we need to say what should be obvious: this is all made up. Mike Snyder did not say any of the above.


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  • Bill Simpson

    What a smarmy, obnoxious, self-absorbed jerk.

    • Roger

      Oh, I know, so this can’t be the real Zac Crain. The real Zac Crain’s parodies are celebrated by all the right people as being light, airy, like fresh croissants with just the hint of cinnamon. Some would even call them whimsical.

      This, by contrast, has all the grace of a hunchback beating a hog to death with a table leg. Obviously not the real Zac Crain.

  • Brandon

    Methinks you have too much confidence in your readership’s ability to recognize this as parody. Or maybe that’s the point…

    • Bill Marvel

      If it wasn’t the real Mike Snyder, it SHOULD have been the real Mike Snyder.

  • Wes Mantooth

    Stay classy, fake Mike Snyder.

    • Neal K

      Silence, Jane McGarry’s sock puppet.

  • Amanda Cobra

    I kind of hoped that a retired news anchor with three decades of communications experience would have a better explanation than the same one everybody who gets busted on the MTV show Catfish uses.

  • Amanda Cobra

    If he shot a pilot called “Catfishin’ My Retirement Away with Mike Snyder.” I bet he could sell it to TLC. Enough money to keep him in sleeves of powdered donuts for eternity. Get on it, (Ja)M!

  • Zac Crain

    Simmer down, Mike.

  • SybilsBeaver

    Hey mike “Do you want some of this”

  • Roger

    Now that’s the inspired, original Zac Crain Dallas has been taught to embrace.

  • cbs (really not MS)

    real or fake, Mike Snyder nailed the description of Mr. Rogers. Wait until he gets to know the new lady. I love you.

  • Wes Mantooth

    The real clue that somebody has stolen Zac’s login is that there are no photos of Chuck Norris and references to chard.

  • Tim Rogers

    I can’t believe Mike Snyder said that about me while seated at his particle board desk. Bastard.

  • Wylie H Dallas

    I actually enjoyed my brief chance to have sparring partners in the forms of Mike Snyder/Barry Schwarz/Brandon Eley…

  • marisa

    Now let’s see Mike……..who is the REAL jerk?

  • marj_asturias

    Forget about the fact that — as a social media “expert — Snyder basically violated Facebook’s terms of service by creating so-called “fake” accounts. He also violated PR ethics, marketing ethics, and social media ethics, and essentially made a mockery of our respective professions. I grew up watching Snyder and considered him to be a respected and honorable journalist. This isn’t just disappointing — it’s damn infuriating. He represents the worst of social media and SEO trolls, and what makes it even worse is that THIS GUY IS MY COMPETITION IN THE DIGITAL MARKETING SPACE. How is HE continuing to get work from the likes of Parkland — and presumably getting paid quite a bit — when he clearly doesn’t know the first thing about how word-of-mouth marketing and PR online works?

    Clearly, the Paula Deen debacle taught us one thing: just because you have a lot of money (and yes, I’m talking to YOU, Museum Tower owners) doesn’t mean you have the sense to hire the right people, even if they have broadcast journalism pedigrees. And it doesn’t guarantee you even mediocre PR, let alone good PR. If Snyder really knew what he was doing, he would’ve hired a crisis PR consultant (and I know a few good ones) and started making the mea culpa rounds. Instead, he chooses to continue spinning this web of lies and eschewing the transparency that is the cornerstone of good social media.

    And oh yes, this is my real name.

  • Riis

    How can we be sure you’re really Zac Crain and not just an imaginary friend of Barry Schwartz’s Rock Climber PR firm???

  • Sally C.

    Gee, Marj_asturias, I really want to hire you to represent my company, because I need a digital marketing expert with your attention to detail. I have a business producing multimedia satire and I really need you to convince the public that every piece of satire I produce is the accurate, believable truth, not humor poking fun at jerks, idiots and the gullible (like you). Because clearly you didn’t read to the end of the article and see “UPDATE: We’ve gotten some feedback that has convinced us that we need to say what should be obvious: this is all made up. Mike Snyder did not say any of the above.”