This is the list I gave my husband after I asked him to get us Showtime—which will be airing the Kell Brook vs Errol Spence Jr. fight tomorrow, Saturday, May 27 at 4 p.m.—and he suggested I “figure it out.”

The only four reasons to be married to a man:

1. He handles all A/V-related matters, including, but not limited to, comparing clouds on which to upload the 14,000 photos currently preventing further picture taking on your iPhone, procuring one of those itty-bitty weights to make the now-defunct record player spin once again, and definitely, most importantly, setting up Showtime so as to watch the Kell Brook vs Errol Spence Jr. fight tomorrow, Saturday, May 27 at 4 p.m.

2. He whacks the bugs (but not with a rolled-up D Magazine, goshdarnit).

3. He changes the sheets while you rinse the kid when the flu strikes at midnight.

4. Reliable intercourse (verbal and otherwise).

I can’t imagine there’s a journalist in Texas with a deeper expense account than Daniel Vaughn. Texas Monthly dropped its once-every-four-years best barbecue list last week, filled with 50 joints that Vaughn personally verified. That’s a lot of mileage! This was the first time he oversaw the feature himself, which means when staffers reported back about finding a solid hole-in-the-wall in Laredo, the magazine’s barbecue editor booked a rental car. There’s some low-and-slow takes all over the piece—no Pecan Lodge in the top 10! No Slow Bone at all! Better luck next time, Killen’s!—that Vaughn stands behind.

On Thursday, he scooted into the Old Monk to talk these things and more with Tim Rogers and noted vegetarian Zac Crain. Order’s up:

Just because I kissed my tween-age years goodbye more than two decades ago, doesn’t mean I’m not plugged in like a Tiger Beat reader. For example, I’m well aware that Bieber’s voice sounds like buttermilk frosting on steaming hot cinnamon rolls. It didn’t surprise me one bit when Harry Styles hinted he might have the lead in a Mick Jagger biopic. And can I recognize that Nick Jonas sizzles enough to crisp bacon? Of course I can.

So trust me when I say that songwriting wunderkind and Booker T. Washington student Parker Twomey has what it takes to make the Class of 2024-set lightheaded. The catchy melodies, the easy-listening vocals, the wistful lyrics (I mean, he actually has a single called “When I Was Young”)—but more than anything, he’s got the hair. Look at that pouf! What is this called exactly? Maybe, “deconstructed pompadour”? All I know is that he’s achieved at least three inches of lift, which is a talent in and of itself.

The D Magazine empire occupies the top two floors at St. Paul Place. The topmost floor is mostly given over to D Custom, our folks who tell stories in print and digital for some pretty big-time clients. They’ve got a job opening that might interest you. Here’s the full description, and here’s the short one:

D Custom, the content marketing arm of D Magazine Partners, needs a digital Swiss Army knife. Must haves: development chops, an eye for design, a solid understanding of the website construction process, and eternal patience. The last one is probably most important.

District Judge Removed as Enrique Arochi Appeals Christina Morris Kidnapping Conviction. State District Judge Mark Rusch, who presided over convicted kidnapper Arochi’s trail last year, has been disqualified and recused from further proceedings in the case. Arochi filed the motion through his attorney Steve Miears, who accused Rusch of bias, suggesting that the judge “violated Arochi’s due process rights by unlawfully interfering with the attorney-client relationship.” Last September, Arochi was convicted of the aggravated kidnaping of Morris, who has not been seen since Aug. 30, 2014.

DART Could Raise Bus and Rail Fares. One change would phase out two-hour passes, replacing them with a.m. and p.m. passes. The cost would be $3 by August 2018, and monthly passes would go up from $80 to $96. There will be two public meetings—one at Addison Town Hall and the other at Rowlett City Hall—next Thursday to discuss the proposed changes.

Frisco and McKinney Are Two of the Nation’s Fastest-Growing Cities. Which is evident if you’ve sat in Frisco traffic lately. The two cities dominated the U.S. Census Bureau’s list, with Frisco coming in second with a 6.2 percent growth and McKinney at third with a 5.9 percent gain.

Monday is Memorial Day. Here’s how you can observe the day.

The program recognized North Texas companies and dealmakers involved in some of the year’s most outstanding business transactions.