Minnesota Apparently Traded for the Herschel Walker That Didn’t Like Football

Missed this on Friday since it was, well, Friday, but former Dallas Cowboy Herschel Walker will allegedly discuss being afflicted with multiple personality disorder in his forthcoming autobiography, Breaking Free. So that makes the second thing Herschel and I have in common, other than the fact we’ve both won Heismans. For the record, my other personalities are Charles “Bananas” Foster, professional party animal, and T.T. Nails, a booze-soaked private eye working on a case that just might hold the key to his redemption — or his ultimate doom!