Win Free Rhett Miller Tickets to Saturday’s CF Concert Series at Gas Monkey

rhett millerThe CF Concert Series is a benefit gig that raises money for cystic fibrosis research. This year’s installment, hosted by Gordon Keith of radio, will feature Rhett Miller (Old 97’s), Evan Felker (Turnpike Troubadours), and the Erik Chandler Band (Bowling for Soup). Saturday night at Gas Monkey Live will be a laid-back, mix-and-match affair, with the artists playing with each other and welcoming guest appearances. You can buy $45 GA tickets here. Or you can win them. Here’s how:

Write a verse to a Rhett Miller song. The stipulations: you must use a girl’s name and the name Robert Jenkins; you must make a reference to substance abuse (alcohol, pills, whatever — it’s your choice); and the setting has to be an eight-passenger van.

I’ve got two pairs of tickets for the authors of the two best verses. Put em in the comments, or, if you’re shy, email them directly to timr at dmagazine dot com. Deadline is 4 o’clock today. May your muse inspire you.