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13 responses to “Man Caught on Camera Vandalizing Hummer in Southlake”

  1. amanda says:

    Poor Tim, no one gets your jokes…First Marty, then Southlake, and now Wells Fargo.

    Hey, there’s a great story in the Southlake issue about a lady with a biblical roach infestation. Page 40.

  2. Jay says:

    I am SO fired. I just Googled “old man” “camera” and “hummer”. Not what I was expecting.

  3. blue sky says:

    He looks like the your average Joe, your friendly neighbor, the guy sitting next to you in the barber shop…Cue the music: Dum De Dum Dum: Coming up next on Channel 11: The (Hummer) Terrorist Next Door. Could your Hummer be next?

  4. James says:

    ahh..It was just a “senior” prank.

  5. Josh Pearson says:

    @ Jay
    I think you’re fine. If they didn’t fire you after you Googled “2 girls” and “a cup” when trying to research the coffee sharing habits of your two co-workers, you’re golden.

  6. Daniel says:

    Biblical Roach is a good band name.

  7. skeptic says:

    What’s more embarrassing than driving a Hummer to an all-white suburban high school? Being an old man keying it.

  8. mike says:

    They should detain anyone over 40 wearing shorts and sandals, on principle alone.

  9. mm says:

    @James: underrated.

    @mike: Wait ’til you’re over 40 before you start throwing stones. Shorts and sandals are just as comfortable after 40 as they are before.

  10. Bethany says:

    Just don’t add socks to the mix.

  11. mike says:

    mm – I am over 40…I now limit shorts to the gym and the golf course from June through August. Sandals of course, I’ve never worn. The sight of uncovered men’s toes especially in a confined space like an elevator will turn my stomach. Buy some shoes…hippie.