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8 responses to “Wired Takes on Stampede, Jessica Simpson”

  1. Trey Garrison says:

    How many do you have to drink to ignore the fact Jessica looks a lot like a ______________ (fill in the blank, FBvians. Keep it clean.)

  2. amandacobra says:

    the owner of some worthless stocks in a startup microbrew beer company that went belly up?

    Zero, I guess?

  3. Kelly says:

    A Tranny W***e?

  4. JB says:

    I dunno. I’ve seen this story all over latelt. Gossip pages, news articles, and now Wired. Seems like from a PR standpoint, Stampede has made a brilliant move by signing her up. But will people really breakdown and buy the beer?

    “….looks a lot like a” transition moment of pre-mortem Anna Nicole to post mortem Anna Nicole.

  5. mm says:

    Cool. With my 3 or 4 Guinnesses per day, I’m nailing down my B2/B3/B6 needs.

  6. jrp says:

    ain’t it true that if you drink eight-10 Guinnesses and eat one banana each day that you’ll fulfill the entire list of daily recommended vitamins?

    sounds like a good experiment for a magazine editor to try and then write about, no?

  7. jrp says:

    oh, and, i’ll fill in Jessy’s blank whenever she’s ready

  8. Long Memory says:

    So when I crack open a cold stampede for breakfast I’m doing my body good? I love this country. And I’ve actually had a Stampede. Bought a 6-pack last year in a promotion. It wasn’t bad; but I’m no beer maven. It’s better than Coors Light. Oh, that’s not a recommendaton?