MTV Trolls Dallas for Shot at Love Contestants

For those members of the ladies-seeking-ladies set who have been looking for love in all the wrong places, might I recommend not showing up tonight at Sue Ellen’s for a casting call for MTV’s third season of A Shot at Love. The elfish Tila Tequila has been bounced, and the producers are promising a “NEW beautiful bachelorette.” The mixer begins at 9 PM and goes until midnight in an effort to accommodate Melissa Etheridge concert goers. Keep your calendar clear tomorrow from noon until 7 PM for interviews if you think you’ve, ya know, got a shot.