Taste Test Thursday: Greek Yogurt

Yogurt, yogurt, yogurt. (photography by Carol Shih)

There are some fads I will never understand, and Greek yogurt is one of them.

(I guess I’ve never been much of a yogurt person, anyway, unless you tell me you’re making a mango lassi with it.)

But who am I to judge? Greek yogurt is good, sure. It’s swallow-able if you mix in honey, fruit, and granola. It’s great with a cup of earl grey tea in the morning. Greek yogurt is a leisurely snack. Creamy, tart, and healthy as healthy can be. Everyone has their favorite brand.

Interested to find out how yours fared in our taste test? I’ll give you a hint. There’s a reason why Hamdi Ulukaya is a freaking billionaire.


A. Chobani’s 0% plain, non-fat yogurt
B. Trader Joe’s organic Greek-style, plain, 0% milkfat yogurt
C. Fage’s total 0% Greek-strained yogurt
D. Green Mountain Creamery’s 0% fat Greek plain yogurt


A hodgepodge of random people who gagged at the yogurt. (Yogurt that does not come in yogurt cups is a little jiggly wiggly looking.)




  • “Salty, I like it.”
  • “Neutral, but watery.”
  • “A bit sour.”
  • “Creamy, nice balance of tart and sweet, full flavor”
  • “Sweet, but doesn’t bother me.”





  • “Pungent aftertaste.”
  • “Sour. Yikes. Ew.”
  • “Terrible, too sour, and not thick enough.”
  • “Too tart.”
  • “Slightly sweet, yeasty/fermenty aftertaste.”





  • “Nice and creamy, but watery.”
  • “Like how thick it is.”
  • “Nice texture, creamy, tart, but not too tart.”
  • “Thick texture, rich.”
  • “Creamy, hint of lemon.”





  • “Dry, tart.”
  • “A bit watery on initial side. A bit sour.”
  • “Thick, smooth.”
  • “Perfect consistency.”
  • “A little watery, but good.”



3 votes for (A) Chobani
3 votes for (C) Fage
1 vote for (D) Green Mountain


When you pour Greek yogurt out of its cup, it becomes unappetizing in two seconds flat. Trembling and watery and runny, the yogurt looks like the super opaque version of lard. Yummy, huh?

It actually took a bit of convincing to get our taste testers to get over their initial disgust.

Chobani was the most watery looking, but its taste made up for the melting factor. No wonder Chobani is one of the best-selling yogurt brands in the United States. I guess people don’t mind runny Greek yogurt, since it’s kinda like eating regular yogurt, anyway. Fage was the total opposite, but it tied with Chobani. It was the thickest of the four Greek yogurts. Very little water. Super creamy. You should buy this brand if you like your yogurt ‘staches.

Trader Joe’s yogurt was way too sour. Almost everyone who tried it made this ugly, puckered-up face. Don’t buy this brand of Greek yogurt if you can help it. Just don’t. Personally, Fage is where I’d put my money.


  • Tiffanee Siri Ellman

    How crazy! I just spent the past month doing my own Greek Yogurt search (crazy pregnancy craving). Hands down, the 2 best brands (in this order) are: #1 – The Greek Gods Traditional Greek Yogurt, Honey Flavored and #2 – Muller Greek Corner Lowfat Yogurt with Honeyed Apricot or any of their flavors to be honest. Central Market has #1, Albertsons has #2. Enjoy Carol! 🙂

  • realsavagelike

    The best is Wallaby Greek Yogurt.

  • twohotpotatoes

    Fage 2% is the only way to go (with Fage). The 0% is terrible.

  • A. B.

    +1 for the Greek Gods. Love that stuff! You have to pour the water off before you put it in your own bowl.

  • TLS

    Trader Joe’s yogurt is shockingly bad. Has no one told them yet?

  • bob i

    Since your pregnet all your opinions and research are worthless.

  • kindallas

    My favorite is Greek Gods traditional greek yogurts, both plain and the honey flavored. Beats any of the ones you had hands down! Noosa is my current non-greek favorite.

  • twinwillow

    According to the highly respected Cook’s Illustrated bi monthly magazine, Olympus brand yogurt was rated as the number one best yogurt. But alas, it’s nowhere to be seen in Dallas.

    And, I agree with twohotpotatoes regarding Fage’ 2% being the best yogurt.
    The zero fat has zero taste and texture.

  • EN B

    “Greek” yogurt is not a fad, unless you take into consideration the fact that American companies are capitalizing on one of the oldest Near East traditions. You can make your own “greek” yogurt, by taking your favorite nonfat, low fat or full fat yogurt, and straining it overnight in cheesecloth. What that does, is strain the liquid whey, lactose and sugar. I grew up, making my own yogurt, and then, making “greek” yogurt.

  • Erin Ahlfinger

    These are all plain yogurts. They’re better used in place of sour cream or heavy cream in a recipe. There, there’s always Tziziki. The flavored ones or the ones that have fruit incorporated are the only way to go if you’re eating as a snack/meal.

  • Darren McGrady

    Greek Yogurt a fad ?????? I have been using this “fad” for 20 YEARS … Wow, look at me on the culinary cutting edge of the world … fad ! Haha

  • Rhip

    Three Happy cows is the best. I hear it’s coming back soon. Market Street and Central used to carry it.

  • Lauren

    Your first mistake was only using nonfat brands. Full fat is the only way to go with Greek yogurt. That being said, I’m with everyone saying Greek Gods wither Plain or Honey.