Angie, let me whisper in your ear. The boys around here are very sick. They have terminal “blogitis.” Tim was the first to go down. He’s highly contagious and purposely infected Brian and Adam for his own gain. Women are naturally immune to these egomaniacal illnesses, so you’re safe with us. Angie, there ain’t a woman that comes close to you so come on baby, dry your eyes. The show must go on.
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