1. Anthony Kallas and Sheri Brown moved from McKinney to Royse City to protect their dog, Rocky, from doggie death row after he attacked Brown’s mother last year. “Just as long as they know they’re not welcome in Dallas,” Eric Celeste said, as he racked his shotgun and took a long drag from his cigarillo.
2. Is there anything else about a home so attractive to hoodlums as A/C units? If they’re not ripping it apart for the copper, then they are stealing the freon. How about you guys pick on skylights, huh? Everyone knows they have it coming.
3. TCU and SMU want their colors kept off cans of Bud Light as part of the beer’s Fan Cans promotion. Bud Light responded, “Oh, we included you guys? That doesn’t sound right.”
