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Who Wants To Go To TX/OU With This Guy?

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It’s no charge, but he has a few requirements:

1) at least a moderately attractive female
2) a UT fan, wearing orange
3) able to withstand the potentially overwhelming smell of bourbon & vodka
4) willing to run outside at halftime to (legally) pound lukewarm, flat Fair beers
5) conversational on the qualities of at least 3 UT players on each of defense & offense

Transportation, Fletchers Corn Dogs and an uncomfortably warm flask of booze during the game will be provided. Depending upon the outcome of the game, postgame midway rides may also be included.

To answer your question, the guy who put this up on craigslist was not me. As far as you know.

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