1. Dear Merritt Patterson: Great work on ferreting out the criminal record of that guy found videotaping kids in University Park. Too bad the Dallas Morning News let you do all the heavy lifting.
2. I think that we can all agree that this is Chuck Norris’ hair, but only because he bought it with his own money, yes?
3. A Cedar Hill man’s phone shattered while he was talking on it, cutting up his ear. This leads to this question: People still use their phones for talking?
4. The Rangers made a second trip to Arkansas to visit Cliff Lee. I know that all I really want for Christmas is a Merry Cliffmas. And if he needs a special Arkansas friend here and he finds Jerry Jones too annoying, I am available, and I make a mean buffalo chicken dip.
5. Friday is here. And while we aren’t going to enjoy another four day weekend, it should shape up to be a pretty good one, as far as weekends go.
