2. I think that we can all agree that this is Chuck Norris’ hair, but only because he bought it with his own money, yes?
3. A Cedar Hill man’s phone shattered while he was talking on it, cutting up his ear. This leads to this question: People still use their phones for talking?
4. The Rangers made a second trip to Arkansas to visit Cliff Lee. I know that all I really want for Christmas is a Merry Cliffmas. And if he needs a special Arkansas friend here and he finds Jerry Jones too annoying, I am available, and I make a mean buffalo chicken dip.