How to Stalk Dale Hansen

This is the last time. He swears. But Dale Hansen is having one last backyard party. It’s for a good cause (raise money for ALS research). So if you’ve never been, now’s your final opportunity. I went once. Pretty decent party. Live band, good barbecue, plenty of free-flowing beer. But the whole evening, as I prowled Dale Hansen’s estate on the shores of Lake Waxahachie, I kept thinking, “I really should have gone into sports broadcasting.”