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Meet Two More Mike Rawlingses

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Not sure I spelled that right. Anyway.

"Which one you rascals wants to grab a shovel and help Construction Mike build us a tollroad, huh? HAHA."
"Which one you rascals wants to grab a shovel and help Construction Mike build us a tollroad, huh? HAHA."
"Got a few minor hold-ups south on Central Expressway. 635, of course, is a parking lot. And for those of you traveling north on I-35, we've still got a massive backup, thanks to a random herd of 30 terrified cows and our city's lack of a clearly necessary tollroad. This is Traffic Reporter Mike with The Ticket's Stick It Up Your Tail Pipe Traffic."
"Got a few minor hold-ups south on Central Expressway. 635, of course, is a parking lot. And for those of you traveling north on I-35, we've still got a massive backup, thanks to a random herd of 30 terrified cows and our city's lack of a clearly necessary tollroad. This is Traffic Reporter Mike with The Ticket's Stick It Up Your Tail Pipe Traffic."

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