Thus far, Dwaine Caraway’s other friend has yet to make himself known. But now that we’ve found out that Archie Sauls is a professional custom prayer kneeler builder, I’d have to assume that Arthur has an even odder job, if he is so ensnared with work he can’t come to the defense of his friend, the former mayor. I spent two minutes thinking about it.
-cobra wrangler
-Tom Leppert’s Twitter ghost writer
-DeShawn Stevenson’s bad idea coordinator
–my friend
-bassist for Petty Theft
-leprechaun bounty hunter
-city-key locksmith
-Hein from our comments section
-mayor of Bullsh, the capital of Wankingmotionland
