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Live Update From Huge Addison Swim Meet

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If your child swims on a team, there is a greater-than-zero chance that he or she is right now flailing about in one of two pools inside the Loos Aquatorium, in Addison. Hard to say, but I’d put the over-under at 600 kids. They’re warming up right now. I think the season championships are about to begin. Again, hard to say. This is my first year as a swim dad. I really have no idea what’s going on. Several pundits have said that the swim dad vote will determine the election this year. I won’t argue. Unless you’re one of the soccer moms in the bleachers with me right now. In which case, the margin of error on this poll is plus/minus 12. What?

The chlorine is getting to me. I’m having second thoughts about wearing this Speedo.

That’s the report from Addison: total and utter unmitigated natatorial chaos.

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