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I swore I would not tune into this season’s Bachelor after my precious pal John Paul (no, I won’t give you his phone number or tell you where he lives) got dumped by Jen. I was too crushed. It has been nothing but empty promises season after season. And then I found out another OU grad was in the running. So, there I was every Monday night. Tuning in to see if she made the cut. I don’t know Sarah all that well. Okay. I have never talked to her before. But, I think she was in some of my classes. Which confuses me because she is a nurse and I am not. And I could go on about how I am three degrees from her through my friend’s boyfriend’s niece. And how I’ve seen her drunk at a frat party. But, I’ll spare you the details. I wish them luck.