A smarty-pants FrontBurnervian knew competitive eater Tim Janus before he got large:
As a fellow Class of ’99 alumnus of SMU, I can attest to “Eater X”‘s gustatory tenacity. He always ate weird stuff at the Umphrey-Lee Cafeteria (then again, that was unavoidable). Factoid bonus! He was a President’s Scholar–full ride for academic merit.
