Dear Media Type People Who Get To Ask Mark Cuban Questions:
Apparently, Mr. Cuban now tires of you asking him about how much it  hurt to be hit by whatever he was hit with during Game 3 against the Trailblazers. If you ask, he will call you a dumbass, and perhaps throw a few more choice profanities at you.
Dear Kerry Eggers and the kind, Amish folk at the Portland Tribune:
Want to learn about a string of profanity? I can learn you that. But a couple of f-bombs, a dumbass and a damn sandwiched in a few hundred words does not a string of profanity make. Call me, or e-mail me, and I’ll show you a string of profanity. I’m good at it.
That being said, dude – if you had done your homework, you would’ve known you got off easy.
Hugs, Kisses, and Best Waffles,
Me
