1. Craig Watkins said, “No,” first, but now he’s saying, “Yes.” Â The last time I did that, I ended up in a field in McKinney in the middle of the night, being chased by a donkey. So you know, fair warning, Mr. Watkins. These No/Yes things don’t always work out.
2. Nobody knows how the alligators have gotten into Lake Worth, but I have my theories. If you plan on heading there for Memorial Day, I recommend spending today on YouTube watching old Steve Irwin videos.
3. This just in: Some parents with sports-playing children are not always well-behaved.
4. Former Dallas County constable Jaime Cortes was cleared of charges he violated the Hatch Act – that’s the good news. The bad news? It was on a technicality.
5. An Indiana prison is now hosting “Inmates Got Talent,” the brainchild of North Texas producer Johnny Collins. If I was an inmate, I would say my talent required a Hazmat suit, a rock hammer and a poster of Twilight. And then I’d pull an Andy Dufresne special, but better because I wouldn’t get poop on me. Â Also? I’d listen to this. Because it’s a cool song from the 80s.
