Hey, remember the Dallas Cowboys? They’re in last place now, so you may have either just decided to pretend they’re not there, in that giant glass and steel building that, from aerial view, looks kind of like a hemorrhoid pillow. Or maybe you are are True Believer and are  on your computer right this very minute, working out mathematic schemes that would still get America’s Team to the Super Bowl, if pretty much every team got sucked into the ground, save maybe the Lions.
Well, there was a chance that their game against the  Eagles would get pulled by the NFL from the televisions this Sunday on account of mental cruelty and nobody caring. Only now the NFL says, “Nah, we won’t pull your game. Have fun watching it, Philadelphia.”
I plan on watching either like this, or like this. Just like I did when I originally wrote this post.
