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Crime

Downtown Dallas To Be Attacked by Sinister Helicopter-Flying Bad Guys Tonight

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The Dallas Police Department (twitter/DallasPD) just tweeted: “There will be low flying helicopters in downtown Dallas from 4pm to 10pm. The company has obtained appropriate clearances.” I could either call the po-po and ask what’s up or just invite the sinister bad guys to tell us their intentions in the comments.

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