Thursday, May 16, 2024 May 16, 2024
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Rain, Please Come Here

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So it’s been hot for 25 million days now*, and we need some rain. And some cooler temperatures. I mean, really – it’s sad when we get excited that it’s only 80-something degrees at night. So I did some research, and it seems that, in addition to washing our cars and moving to new abodes, there are things we can do to make it rain**.

And then I found this. And there are enough of these spells that each of us can take one, and then each feel like a hero when it finally does rain.

Or you can wait and see if this stupid Tropical Storm Don kicks up anything. Your choice.

*An estimate.

** Not in the rap music way. Although if you’d like to do that in my yard, please email me for an address.

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