Prologue: “Man, you guys suck. The news about the Greenville parade broke, like, an hour and a half ago. Jeeze. And you’re just now putting it up? And you’re just linking to the Observer?! Epic fail!” Yeah, can you tell we are approaching our production period for the April issue? Can you tell we are running behind?
In case you hadn’t heard, Mark Cuban saved the parade. It doesn’t matter what he does from this point on. If he runs onto the court during a playoff game, wearing a too-tight Ed Hardy shirt, and sucker-punches a ref in the waning moments of the game for making a perceived bad call, that’s fine. I’ll forgive him. Because, in my book, he has earned the right. He is a true American Hero.
