Two things can be true at once: Texans quarterback C.J. Stroud is obscenely polished for an NFL rookie, and you should watch the entirety of the following video:
The enduring lesson? Adolis Garcia dingers are fit for any occasion, and they’re especially great in service to making fun of the city of Houston.
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