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A D Magazine Guess-tigation

Rick Perry Speaks at Texas-Israel Chamber of Commerce Dinner Tonight In Dallas

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Thanks to my side gig as a looper, I’ve seen the speech and, in a way I’m sure you are familiar with by now, I’ve recreated it.

“Shalom, y’all. Harahefet sh’eli mele’ah betzlofahim.”
“How’d I do? Don’t really know what it means. Chuck was trying to teach me some Hebrew out in the van, but for the first 20 minutes I thought he was just trying to cough up a hairball, so I was catching up on my Field & Stream. Had a good piece about Tom Wopat going bowhunting.”
“Now, the reason why I’m here is to talk about strategic partnerships between Israel and Texas going forward into the future. Let me lay something on you guys.”
“Bubba & Bubbeh’s. It’s a Jewish barbecue joint. Huh? Huh? Had that one in my dream journal for about three years now.”
“Tell me that doesn’t sound delicious!”
“Anyway, that’s really all I got. Manischewitz me, Chuck!”

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