"Oh, this? I got it at Mervyns. Uh-huh, yeah, the slacks, too. No, they shut them all down a few years back. I know, right? I know. Listen, if you vote for me -- what? Oh, sorry. Yeah, I'm running for the senate. No! U.S. Senate! What? Tom Leppert. LEH. PERT. L-e-p-p-e-r-t. I know. Oh, thanks, but I don't think it's that much of a long shot. Anyway, if you vote for me, I promise to bring back Mervyns to its rightful place atop America's middle scale department stores, or at least make sure the company responsible for these handsome polos gets a hand-up loan so we can get more of these into the hands of solid Americans such as yourself. Yes, Leppert. That's it. What? Yeah, these are Oakleys. Thanks."
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