You remember Charity Beaver, right? Awhile back, when we discovered that the Dallas Country Club had hired a woman by that name to be a trainer, she became a folk hero on FrontBurner. She had a pretty good run in our 10 Most Beautiful Women in Dallas contest. Well, an alert FrontBurnervian lets us know that Beaver is trying her luck in another contest — a contest she didn’t even really enter. It’s called the Name of Year contest. Real names go head to head in an NCAA-style, single-elimination tourney. They’ve been doing it since 1994. Beaver is the 16th seed (shocking!) in the Crotchtangle Region. Her first match-up is a tough one. She faces Just-In’Love Smith. If she wins, Beaver will take on the winner of the Dr. Festus Dada-vs.-Karma Sherpa match-up. Voting begins soon. Don’t let Beaver down.
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