Saturday, May 4, 2024 May 4, 2024
81° F Dallas, TX
Advertisement
Local News

Help “W”anted: President Seeks Administrative Assistant

|
Image

A FrontBurnervian comes forth with the following job posting for a Bush office in Dallas:

The Selectee will perform a substantive variety of administrative support and customer service duties, critical to the daily office administration of the George W. Bush Protective Division.  Duties include, but are not limited to:  assists the Administrative Officer in providing administrative technical assistance, guidance, and service to the Special Agent in Charge and other division employees…

It didn’t mention anything about keeping a good working supply of chain saws and matchbooks at the ready for clearing brush. I call dibs for him to start hacking vegetation in my backyard once he gets here. That ought to keep him busy for the next four years.

Related Articles

Image
Hockey

What We Saw, What It Felt Like: Stars-Golden Knights, Game 6

Dallas came up on the wrong end of the smallest margins.
Pacific Plaza
Dallas History

D Magazine’s 50 Greatest Stories: When Will We Fix the Problem of Our Architecture?

In 1980, the critic David Dillon asked why our architecture is so bad. Have we heeded any of his warnings?
Advertisement