When you use an affidavit for a search warrant request in a sexual assault case as a template for a search warrant request in some Uptown burglary cases, it can lead to the burglary suspects getting saliva swabbed.
Maybe a similar mix up is why I got a body-cavity search when I was pulled over for an out-of-date inspection sticker. I’m kidding. That didn’t happen. Please, kind officers, I was only trying to make a funny. Don’t make it true. The truth would hurt. I couldn’t handle the truth.
