Emmitt Smith Is World-Record Holder

Somehow, I missed this news last week. Emmitt took time out from washing the gray out of his beard to wash a big dish. How big? Big enough to get him a Guinness World Record. Shockingly, it was a promotional stunt (for Dawn Direct Foam dishwashing foam). What did Emmitt think of the task? I quote: “This right here is a piece of cake in comparable to the things I had to do on the football field.” Seriously. That’s a quote. You can see the video for yourself over at Awful Announcing.