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JESSICA IN JORTS

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Technically, they’re jeans cut-offs, not jorts. But they’re bad just the same. And, as Go Fug Yourself points out:

[Jessica] looks like she’s reinventing herself as a thug female Eminem.

It hurts me to say this, but I may have to adopt a new camp, celebrity crush. I know, I know. Nothing’s final, but Jessica isn’t helping her cause.

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