SO WE’VE HEARD…

That former Maverick MARK AGUIRRE is considering building a house in Dallas, proving that you can go home again even when nobody wants you to… that for reasons as provocative as they are unknown, a number of NCNB Oak Cliff customers are schlepping their accounts across the street to the newly opened Swiss Bank, perhaps-who knows?-to give them the cachet of a real Swiss bank account… that Mayor ANNETTE STRAUSS is selling her $2 million home as her last term winds down… that a fund-raiser scheduled at Cityplace the weekend before ZAN HOLMES withdrew his name from mayoral consideration was canceled due to poor ticket sales… that there is no truth, zilch, to the absurd rumor that bookish weirdo DR. BILL BOBERT CATHEY, the ex-UNT English professor who allegedly abducted a woman for extra-literary purposes, was inspired to kinkiness by The Collector, John Fowles’s 1958 novel of twisted passion…