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Rangers Add Unholy Abomination to Menu at Spring Training Games

Pray this stays in Arizona.
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AVERT YOUR EYES!
AVERT YOUR EYES!

As you may or may not know, the Kansas City Royals and the Texas Rangers share a park in Surprise, Arizona, during spring training. At said park, there are obviously concession stands. At those stands, they occasionally add new menu items to keep things fresh. One of those new items is called the Triple Play. Why the Triple Play? Because it is:

A 1/3 pound hot dog is wrapped in a 5.3 oz burger patty and secured in two slices of bacon for $8.75. Ask for a ladle-full of nacho cheese on top to round the bases! ONLY 890 CALORIES!

Surprise, as in “Surprise, you are having a heart attack” or “Surprise, your pants don’t fit anymore.” “Surprise, your wife left you.” (via)

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