Watch The Bachelor With a Support Group

Hello. If you’re anything like me–and come on! Who isn’t?–you’re hard at work on your resolutions. You’ll be happy to know that in 2011, it’s going to be a brand new me. I’m only using exclamation points! I’m going to finish that novel! I’ll sell my car and run everywhere! I will drink water–and only water! I’m going to give up watching that silly reality television! Okay, I went too far. Who am I kidding? Nothing will change. If you’re like me, and you can’t give up bad television either, let’s at least stop watching alone. (Really, it’s almost as sad as drinking alone.) To kick off the 1,290th (or something like that) season of The Bachelor, get to Bailey’s Prime Plus this coming Monday. There, you can enjoy the company of celebrities such as Reality Steve and foot lover Tanner P. You can also sip on half-price cocktails such as Bailey’s Cosmotini, the Coco Chanel, a cucumber martini, and much more. When you’re yelling at the television and/or trying to seduce Tanner with your smashing pedicure, snack on treats (also half-price!) like the French dip, Caribbean-style jerk chicken skewers, a crispy beef and noodle salad, and lots more. Get there at 6:30. Stay until 10. (Or later if you meet THE ONE.) And take notes. I can’t make it, but I want to hear ALL about it.