1. I don’t know if this story about legal products kids are using to get a buzz is actual news. Feels like most people probably are aware. But it’s worth reading for the written statement from Drank creator Peter Bianchi. There is no way you can sound like a serious businessman when saying things like: “The name of the product is a play on the common slang, ‘I’m going to get my ‘drank’ on.'”
2. If you ever get in trouble on the road, pray that Addissu Andabo is nearby: “He pulled over and, ‘without a second thought, proceeded to put his own life at risk to save the driver still trapped inside,’ said Jason Evans, a spokesman for Dallas Fire-Rescue. With his bare hands, Andabo tore away at the broken windshield of the woman’s car until he created an opening large enough to pull her out.” Did I mention the car was on fire? Important detail.
3. Mark Cuban didn’t think Josh Howard was hungover when he missed a January game for the Mavericks. Why? “Years and years of experience.” “Laughs” is in brackets after that, but I think that goes without saying.
