Dear Lamborghini Owner: You have a totally badass ride. There is no doubt. But when you chose to occupy TWO spots in the parking lot of the Old Monk this afternoon, you proved you’re a bad, selfish human. I hate you. I know it’s not nice to hate. But I hate you.
Right now, I am sitting in the Old Monk, putting up this post, hating you. And the rest of the people at my table? They’re looking around the bar, trying to figure out who you are.
Is that you?
