I really don’t know where to begin, Paul. Whether it’s your “it’s okay to destroy this man’s life, because I THINK HE PROBABLY FLIRTED WITH HER BEFORE SHE TURNED 17” legal argument, or the idea that it’s okay to lock up a 26-year-old man for 20 years for having sex with a woman who could legally spend her every evening quintuple-teaming the 1954 Boston Celtics starting five. No, wait! I think I should start with your extremely well-considered point that you should also brand this man a sexual predator if he has sex with a FORMER student for “one or two years” after that person graduates. Wait, I’ll take on all three: you’re wrong.
C’mon, people, I’m fired up today. Bring it. Hit me with some more genius.
