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RIDDLE HIM THIS

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A beleaguered FrontBurnervian writes:

It’s riddle time!
Q: How do you get Rod Davis to burst into flames from a body-quaking seizure of indecision?
A: Tell him that if Sam Coats wins the mayor’s race, he’ll outlaw pit bulls.

Q: What’s worse than Elizabeth Albanese putting her head in a lion’s mouth?
A: Albanese buying Allen Gwinn a drink and putting it on a credit card.

Q: Name all the non-journo, non-PR types that are following the Dallas Press Club woes.
A: Well, there’s…. um… let me see, there is…. welll….  I’ll get back to you on that.

Fair enough.

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