The Rangers are holding a press conference today at 11 to tell everyone what the new ballpark will be called. I have some educated guesses:
Toyota Camry Field in Arlington
Arlington’s Pei Wei Asian Diner Park
Arlington’s Baseball Team Stadium, With Jacked 3D Bacon Cheddar Ranch Doritos
Mobil Super+ Synergy Gasoline Park Not in Dallas
D Magazine Circus
The Ronald Kirk Pedestrian Ballpark
The Shamoil T. Shipchandler Memorial Stadium
Vape Lyfe Parc
Story Stadium
