Totally Bizarre, But Nothing of Remote Consequence Happened Last Night. Weird, right?
North Texas Rents Hit All-Time Highs. But will there even be apartments in North Texas by the time you read this? Will they all have been sucked into the ground?
Big Rig Wedged Under I-30 Removed. “The cause behind the crash has not been released.” Yeah, probably because the guy hasn’t thought of the “There was a GD EARTHQUAKE” excuse yet.
Federal Court to Take on Texas Abortion Law Today. (No joke here.)