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How To Fix the Nasher/Museum Tower Issue

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So listen, the other day I was watching Superman II and I totally came up with an idea that will fix everything.

It happens toward the end of the movie, when General Zod is using his laser beam eyeballs to heat up semi trucks and make them explode. So then Superman comes in and uses his freeze-breath thing to cool the truck down, and bends the truck’s mirror to reflect the laser beam burny thing back on Zod.

And then it hit me. All the Nasher needs is a carefully placed mirror reflecting toward the Museum Tower. Then it can fry them right back.

You’re welcome. Just tell me where to send the bill.

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