Rick Perry Responds to Questions About His Debate Performance

"Governor Perry, some have said that your recent debate performance has seriously damaged the long-term prospects of your campaign. What, if anything, would you have handled differen--"
"Governor Perry, some have said that your recent debate performance has seriously damaged the long-term prospects of your campaign. What, if anything, would you have handled differen--"
photography by Christina Barany
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!"
photography by Christina Barany
"Ah, son of a -- you know, I really don't understand why we keep coming to these things. Every single time. You know my editor made me transcribe gunshots last time? GUNSHOTS. I'm just going to, I'm getting out of--"
"Ah, son of a -- you know, I really don't understand why we keep coming to these things. Every single time. You know my editor made me transcribe gunshots last time? GUNSHOTS. I'm just going to, I'm getting out of--"
photography by Christina Barany
"Oh, my gosh, you guys! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!"
"Oh, my gosh, you guys! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!"
photography by Jerry McClure
"Whoa. That has -- I don't. Is he actually talking to us?"
"Whoa. That has -- I don't. Is he actually talking to us?"
photography by Christina Barany
"Dude, do NOT jinx this for us. OK? Let's just ... see what happens."
"Dude, do NOT jinx this for us. OK? Let's just ... see what happens."
photography by Christina Barany
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! Ohohohohohohohohohhhhhhhhhh! YOU GUYS! Do you know what time it almost is?"
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! Ohohohohohohohohohhhhhhhhhh! YOU GUYS! Do you know what time it almost is?"
photography by Jerry McClure
"... like, 3? Is that -- Governor, forgive me, I'm a bit confused."
"... like, 3? Is that -- Governor, forgive me, I'm a bit confused."
photography by Christina Barany
"State Fair, mofos! Say, do you think this hat makes me look like George Strait?"
"State Fair, mofos! Say, do you think this hat makes me look like George Strait?"
photography by Jerry McClure
"Eh, I guess so. Or Clint Black, maybe. Like, around the eyes. Anyway, Governor, if we could just--"
"Eh, I guess so. Or Clint Black, maybe. Like, around the eyes. Anyway, Governor, if we could just--"
photography by Christina Barany
"Say, what do you guys like to eat at the Fair?"
"Say, what do you guys like to eat at the Fair?"
photography by Jerry McClure
"I don't know. Hamburgers, I guess."
"I don't know. Hamburgers, I guess."
photography by Christina Barany
"Did you just say HAMBURGERS?!? Did you think I asked you about the State Fair of Portland? HAMBURGERS?!"
"Did you just say HAMBURGERS?!? Did you think I asked you about the State Fair of Portland? HAMBURGERS?!"
photography by Christina Barany
"... I don't know, I guess I like funnel cakes, too."
"... I don't know, I guess I like funnel cakes, OK, too."
photography by Christina Barany
"You *guess* you like funnel cakes *OK*, too? You *guess*?"
"You *guess* you like funnel cakes *OK*, too? You *guess*?"
photography by Jerry McClure
"Well, let me tell you what a real gun-shooting American like good ol' Rick Perry likes."
"Well, let me tell you boys what a real, gun-shooting American like good ol' Rick Perry likes."
photography by Christina Barany
"This should be great."
"This should be great."
photography by Christina Barany
"CRRRNY DAWRDGS."
"CRRRNY DAWRDGS."
photography by Jerry McClure
"I also like the midway games."
"I also like the midway games."
Photography by Elizabeth Lavin

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