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Politics & Government

Rick Perry Responds to Questions About His Debate Performance

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"Governor Perry, some have said that your recent debate performance has seriously damaged the long-term prospects of your campaign. What, if anything, would you have handled differen--"
"Governor Perry, some have said that your recent debate performance has seriously damaged the long-term prospects of your campaign. What, if anything, would you have handled differen--"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!"
"Ah, son of a -- you know, I really don't understand why we keep coming to these things. Every single time. You know my editor made me transcribe gunshots last time? GUNSHOTS. I'm just going to, I'm getting out of--"
"Ah, son of a -- you know, I really don't understand why we keep coming to these things. Every single time. You know my editor made me transcribe gunshots last time? GUNSHOTS. I'm just going to, I'm getting out of--"
"Oh, my gosh, you guys! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!"
"Oh, my gosh, you guys! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!"
"Whoa. That has -- I don't. Is he actually talking to us?"
"Whoa. That has -- I don't. Is he actually talking to us?"
"Dude, do NOT jinx this for us. OK? Let's just ... see what happens."
"Dude, do NOT jinx this for us. OK? Let's just ... see what happens."
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! Ohohohohohohohohohhhhhhhhhh! YOU GUYS! Do you know what time it almost is?"
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! Ohohohohohohohohohhhhhhhhhh! YOU GUYS! Do you know what time it almost is?"
"... like, 3? Is that -- Governor, forgive me, I'm a bit confused."
"... like, 3? Is that -- Governor, forgive me, I'm a bit confused."
"State Fair, mofos! Say, do you think this hat makes me look like George Strait?"
"State Fair, mofos! Say, do you think this hat makes me look like George Strait?"
"Eh, I guess so. Or Clint Black, maybe. Like, around the eyes. Anyway, Governor, if we could just--"
"Eh, I guess so. Or Clint Black, maybe. Like, around the eyes. Anyway, Governor, if we could just--"
"Say, what do you guys like to eat at the Fair?"
"Say, what do you guys like to eat at the Fair?"
"I don't know. Hamburgers, I guess."
"I don't know. Hamburgers, I guess."
"Did you just say HAMBURGERS?!? Did you think I asked you about the State Fair of Portland? HAMBURGERS?!"
"Did you just say HAMBURGERS?!? Did you think I asked you about the State Fair of Portland? HAMBURGERS?!"
"... I don't know, I guess I like funnel cakes, too."
"... I don't know, I guess I like funnel cakes, OK, too."
"You *guess* you like funnel cakes *OK*, too? You *guess*?"
"You *guess* you like funnel cakes *OK*, too? You *guess*?"
"Well, let me tell you what a real gun-shooting American like good ol' Rick Perry likes."
"Well, let me tell you boys what a real, gun-shooting American like good ol' Rick Perry likes."
"This should be great."
"This should be great."
"CRRRNY DAWRDGS."
"CRRRNY DAWRDGS."
"I also like the midway games."
"I also like the midway games."
Rick Perry The Fake Rick Perry

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