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D Magazine Bracket Standings

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If your case of March Madness is making it difficult to wait for the next round, on Thursday, here’s a little bump to take the edge off. In the D Magazine bracket challenge for the $150 gift certificate to Ozona, heads and tails sits alone atop the leader board. Zac (And Pitt Makes Me Sad) is tied for 13th, Krista (Fighting Mennonites) is tied for 153rd, and I’m (The Rogers Situation) holding steady at a tie for 23rd. Every year I pick my favorite my bracket names. This year’s cleverest:

Chalking to the Sky (9)
Awaiting Moderation (13)
Tim Duncan Loves Waffles (23)
Ebby’s 5 Mins or Less Bracket (62)
‘Stache of Rawlings (83)
Archie and Arthur Debate Team (83)
Hansen’s Hollow Leg (192)
That’s the way basketball go (208)

Quite a few Charlie Sheen references that I didn’t include because I thought they were pretty obvious. I’m disappointed not to see a single John Wiley Price bracket. You’re All White didn’t occur to anyone? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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