1. I want everyone to say a prayer for Dirk’s knee. He left the game last night after injuring it, and though X-rays showed nothing, he’s having an MRI this morning. So something like: “Dear sweet John Wooden Basketball Jesus, please let the MRI turn up nothing in Dirk’s enormous German knee.” And so on.
2. Speaking of divine intervention, Sandy McGriff is going to need some. She’s the pastor who has been accused of burglarizing a parishioner’s house on Christmas Eve. She says she’s innocent, though. See, the thing was, McGriff saw the guys who actually did the crime. She was just trying to help. She went into the victim’s house through the broken window and carried off those fur coats and purses and the laptop for safekeeping. I’m not even sure John Wooden Basketball Jesus can convince cops to believe McGriff.
3. You should read this interesting story in the Morning News written by a freelancer out of Mexico City. It’s about drug cartels using kids to do their dirty work. Such as beheading people. Hard to make a joke about that.
