First things first. This is not a review of the food, because I didn’t eat there–at least I didn’t last night. (I do love those portobello fries, tho.) I just wanted to say that I hadn’t been out in the “real world” in a while–hey, I like my HGTV, okay?–and I had almost forgotten about the nightly parade of boobs and butts that normally occurs in this town. So, if you like boobs and butts (no comment on whether or not they were real), then I suggest you head to Villa-O immediately, because I haven’t seen a selection like that in ages. (These are not the sort of people that hang out at the Old Monk, if you catch my drift.) I met a friend around 6:30, and by 8 pm, the place was teeming with ladies of a certain age, on parade in front of a gaggle of very tan men. It was a spectacle. You should check it out.