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LADIES, IDLE YOUR ENGINES

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Several FrontBurnervian Females are itching for another Ladies Day bitchin’ on FB. Can’t be today cuz I’m still reeling from the stinky fish and the lying eyes of the guys at Nobu the other night. Plus, the boys are in the office and they would never allow it. Be patient, ladies. Soon–when you least expect it–the angel will descend and the licking will keep on ticking.

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