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OWEN WILSON TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON LICKING

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The NYPost updates the gossip on Owen’s bedroom behavior. Rolling Stone asked the Butterscotch Stallion about the rumors that he licked a woman’s buttocks for more than two hours. Owen’s response?

“Who cares? I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let’s make that angle work. There’s lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don’t have to be Don Juan. And wasn’t it Gloria Steinem who said that women have to be responsible for their own orgasms? Well, I take her at her word. I’ll do my best, OK, but at a certain point you’ve got to, like, you know …”

Isn’t he just dreamy?

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