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MY NEW FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

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I just discovered the Fishing Report, by J.P. Greeson and Luke Clayton, in the DMN. I assume they do this weekly. Fantastic. For those headed out to Lake Granbury, here is the report from Messrs. Greeson and Clayton:

Water stained. Black bass good. Striped bass slow. White bass good. Crappie fair. Catfish good.

Nancy, you could learn something from these guys. For instance, I’ve boiled down your very wordy review of Nana, under new executive chef Bombaci:

Bulgarian yogurt good. Day boat scallops good. Venison loin fair. Gelled foi gras bad.

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