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FORLORN FRONTBURNERVIAN FB FEMALE SEEKS ADVICE

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A lonely FrontBurnervian Female, who has written to me for romantic advice on several occasions, is the first girl to Ranch Up! She has “followed with interest” my search for “love” after 50. She writes:

Nancy, I’ve wondered if your search for a man has ended. You haven’t mentioned it [my desert of a sex life] in a while. Did you meet Mr. Wonderful?

Let me say this about that. No. I haven’t even bumped into a Mr. Kinda Nice. At this point I would be happy with Mr. Mean. Remember darling, we live in Dallas, the city of soulless men. Denver is a better jungle to hunt; Aspen even better. Avoid LA, it makes Dallas look like this.

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